If somehow Barbara Streisand wins this contest then everything I fear and loathe will be rolled into one horrifying musical. (fn-1)
It seems that Andrew Lloyd Webber has signed on with the BBC for a TV talent show to play the Julie Andrews part in his stage version of The Sound of Music.
I don’t have the words to describe how urgently I hope my wife doesn’t find out about this and try to make me go.
Footnotes:
1. While in my commited opinion all musicals are horrifying, some are more horrifying than others. The Sound of Music being by far the most horrifying of all.
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