One of the great things about being the Vice President is that, in addition to getting to go hunting all over the place, if you accidently pull a Vincent Vega and shoot someone in the face, they apologize to you.
Maybe this will start a new trend.
Someone steals your car, write them a note apologizing for not having a nicer one.
Lose your wallet to a pickpocket, track them down and slip them an extra 20.
The neighborhood kids egg your house, take their parents a dozen eggs to replace the broken ones.
I think this might get legs
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